tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90345107849002482562024-03-19T00:08:59.702-05:00Off The PodiumPop Culture, Humor and the OlympicsSeth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-2833222962778668712012-08-12T17:54:00.001-05:002012-08-13T17:44:16.287-05:00OtP Presents The London Closing Ceremonies "Live"<iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" height="550px" nbsp="nbsp" scrolling="no" src="http://www.coveritlive.com/index2.php/option=com_altcaster/task=viewaltcast/altcast_code=1f98cddea6/height=550/width=470" width="470px"><a href="http://www.coveritlive.com/mobile.php/option=com_mobile/task=viewaltcast/altcast_code=1f98cddea6" >OtP Presents The London Closing Ceremonies "Live"</a></iframe>Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-52934706218671340832012-08-07T16:40:00.002-05:002012-08-07T21:58:50.366-05:00IMMORTALITY!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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<b>History:</b> Covering a significant portion of the contest of Westeros, The Seven Kingdoms is a fractious collection of individual fiefdoms that are ruled by a single king who holds on to his power with roughly the same kind for ruthlessness that was necessary to secure it in the first place. The land, from George R. R. Martin's <i>A Song of Ice and Fire</i> (also known as HBO's <i>Game of Thrones</i>, when not plagued by war is also at the mercy of extreme environmental phenomenon including seasons that last entire years and supernatural threats including fantastic creatures and destructive magic.<br />
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ETA: I wonder of Lochte likes Quiznos....Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-26201479912404642932012-07-28T19:38:00.001-05:002012-07-28T19:38:21.773-05:00I had the weirdest dream last night...I don't know if you saw the Opening Ceremony, though its likely if you are here you did, but outside of a North Korean Mass Game, that was a prime example of what a shared hallucination would look like.<br />
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What I do recall is NBC's talking heads deserve a visit to the Tower of London for a lesson about knowing when to speak and when to as the locals might say "shut your gob."<br />
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I'm on Twitter now too @seth410 , lots of stuff there, I'm sure.Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-85374285498748098772008-09-02T21:13:00.003-05:002008-09-02T21:17:36.237-05:00Ten Ways: ArrowetteHa! But you thought I was done! Well luckily, you were wrong! Head <a href="http://blog.newsarama.com/2008/08/24/seth-robison%e2%80%99s-pop-culture-olympics-arrowette/">here</a> to check out the last one (on Newsarama).Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-63455942973380773132008-08-28T16:38:00.001-05:002008-08-28T16:41:17.756-05:00Ten Ways: The Golden AgeBefore TiVo, the Internet, the Television, photography and indoor plumbing, there was just one way to get a look at the action from Olympia and that was the “use of skill and imagination in the creation of aesthetic objects, environments, or experiences that can be shared with others” (thanks, Britannica!) better known as ‘art.’<p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4HxkFE0ediM4TsRFSshN2c_BCS5qup-87J0GnjBByZL_3zi8R4mH6xoLIiUTjuc7nA-plYsjfabOrrI9m1TRi9lnHMfL_7i2YSeWzUVTVZKwmRtWAECbWDIhUrCWAYxuBWQfB7shBwDQ/s1600-h/Picture1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4HxkFE0ediM4TsRFSshN2c_BCS5qup-87J0GnjBByZL_3zi8R4mH6xoLIiUTjuc7nA-plYsjfabOrrI9m1TRi9lnHMfL_7i2YSeWzUVTVZKwmRtWAECbWDIhUrCWAYxuBWQfB7shBwDQ/s320/Picture1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239686571289002994" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">(The first issue of Sports Illustrated, all the men the cover were eaten soon after by bears)</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">If you lived 2,784 years ago, you’d find that major sporting events were immortalized in single panel comics known as “paintings.”<span style=""> </span>Having not been invented yet, there were no word balloons; instead, descriptions of the action were given in person by ancient live-bloggers, who, as per tradition, embellished events they themselves may have only heard about second-hand.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">Nike of course sponsored these ancient games, albeit in her pre-sellout form as the Greek goddess of Victory, which were held every four years in honor of her celestial contemporary, Zeus.<span style=""> </span>The true origin story of the games are now shrouded in myth, having been subject to hundreds of ret-cons though the centuries by artists and their patrons looking to put their own spin on popular classics.<span style=""> </span>Although the ‘ultimate’ version of the story has the games being founded by the great hero Heracles in the midst of his maxi-series of twelve labors.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">At first the games comprise of a single footrace between qualified citizens of the Greek city-states, but as its popularity grew, the games branched out, offering new content like boxing, wrestling, the now classic field events like the discus or javelin and even chariot racing.<span style=""> </span>(There was also a lot of nudity…almost exclusively male nudity, which is fine if you’re into that, although I’ll take modern Woman’s Beach Volleyball, which is close enough.)</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">Soon (soon being a relative term when talking about history, in this case almost 300 years later) rival games began popping up, like the Isthmian Games in Corinth, which split the fan base, but overall they aided in each other’s stability.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">However, by 393AD, social pressure in the form censorship by state sponsored religion, backed up by the threat of Roman Legions ended the games’ Golden Age.<span style=""> </span>The games would pass into memory, and the public domain, until 1896 when the Modern Age began.</p>Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-20514420243675247942008-08-25T18:04:00.001-05:002008-08-25T18:07:06.686-05:00Nine..D'oh, Ten Ways: The Simpsons Go Olympic!The smartest show on TV tackles the biggest sporting event in the world! <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://blog.newsarama.com/2008/08/21/seth-robisons-pop-culture-olympics-the-simpsons-go-olympic">Right here</a>!Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-46289240597071892032008-08-24T19:28:00.012-05:002008-08-24T22:02:19.943-05:00Closing Ceremonies, Live:02 The drummers are back and now they look like Chinese Power Rangers...oy I'm dating myself, is that even still on?<br /><br />:03 Someone is lowering a big wheel of cheese into the arena....<br /><br />:05 Burning Man is going to break out here any second<br /><br />:09 I see a lot of those anti-red eye camera flashes going off in the crowd, I'm not sure they are going to work that great.<br /><p class="MsoNormal">:15 I love how all the athletes come in together like this...if anything it won't take as long.</p>:34 The Marathon winners are then followed by a parade of more of the Chinese's elite team of tiny stunt-cuties. Adorable. They are the perfect weapon.<br /><br />:42 Oh they are not playing fair if they don't turn that flag-blower on for the Greek flag...ok, nevermind.<br /><br />:43 No translation subtitles NBC? This event happened almost 12 hours ago, c'mon!<br /><br />:55 That is some impressive flag-folding. Hey black colored fireworks, cool.<br /><br />:56 The London Mayor is rocking some classic British teeth.<br /><br />1:05 I think the Austin Powers movies have ruined the idea of British citizens dancing thing for me<br /><br />1:06 Oooo! The bus is transforming....c'mon Giant Robot!!!!...eh it's some pop star, who wants to bet no one can remember her name by the time the London games come around...And Jimmy Page is miming the guitar live!<br /><br />1:19 <span style="font-style: italic;">IIIIINNNNNNNDDYYYYY, THE TORCH IS GOING OUT!!!</span><br /><br />1:24 I'm getting a real ant-hill vibe off of this tower, and it's kinda creeping me out.<br /><br />1:31 Pre-fab pop groups are decadent! Lip-syncing is counter-revolutionary!<br /><br />1:45 WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Up With People! Hey, it's Jackie Chan! And he's singing! Let's see Chuck Norris do that!<br /><br />1:51 I think they undid all of their 'progress' on air-pollution with those fireworks.<br /><br />2:01 Hey it's that one 3 Tenor who's not Pavarotti or that other guy.<br /><br />2:37 Montages.....if you want memories of the games, look below. <br /><br />2:28 Mao is looking over Bob Costas' shoulder, if there is a better metaphor for China's realtionship with the media, I don't know it.<br /><br /><br />Well, that's the end of the 2008 Olympics, and while I'm more then a bit sad to see them go, we're not quite done yet here at Off The Podium. Stay tuned for some last little bits, then it's...the future.Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-66790848565823711702008-08-24T15:39:00.001-05:002008-08-24T15:42:36.737-05:00Ten Ways: Epyx’s Summer GamesThe late, lamented video game developer Epyx holds a special place in history, it not only managed to use two ‘extreme’ consonants to replace one vowel sound in the pre-l33t days of 1983, but also put out one of the most sophisticated and varied sports games in the post Atari-crash era: <i style="">Summer Games</i>.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjOXtEDK8OTZPmIzVJMAa2KyXZMrkdvYG5WhUqlOgR5x6rwaluJpvRtZdLqD2OpaSE3wSmT9082thZyFEa2a3fYckjugw7-qtZi0BgpN6IwukEdGQTUGPDcVsH2hksNPrqWgev4wT_ekE/s1600-h/summerGames.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjOXtEDK8OTZPmIzVJMAa2KyXZMrkdvYG5WhUqlOgR5x6rwaluJpvRtZdLqD2OpaSE3wSmT9082thZyFEa2a3fYckjugw7-qtZi0BgpN6IwukEdGQTUGPDcVsH2hksNPrqWgev4wT_ekE/s320/summerGames.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238187226551798226" border="0" /></a><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: rgb(84, 84, 84);font-family:Verdana;font-size:8;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">First on the Commodore 64 in 1984, <i style="">Summer Games </i>let players compete in such events as the Pole Vault, Platform Diving, Sprinting, Gymnastics, Freestyle Swimming, Skeet Shooting and Rowing at the “Epyx Games.”<span style=""> </span>(Either they couldn’t afford the official license, or they just didn’t want to confuse people by calling it the “Summer Olympyx”)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">An odd combination of sports, but basically all the individual events (and in the case of running and swimming, one-at-a-time relays) whose motions can be replicated using the most ubiquitous controller of the era, the single button Atari Joystick.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: rgb(84, 84, 84);font-family:Verdana;font-size:8;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: rgb(84, 84, 84);font-family:Verdana;font-size:8;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">Being a digital signal device, there was no room for the nuance that can be found with the modern analog sticks, so trying to make your tiny gymnast avatar land on her feet after tumbling though the air was a little like playing the piano with your face. </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">The game came packed onto a storage medium that considered massive now only in terms of its physical size.<span style=""> </span>A single five and a quarter inch floppy disk, like the one found in the box for <i style="">Summer Games, </i>at its peak could hold up to 360 Kilobytes.<span style=""> </span>To put it in perspective, you could fit about 11,650 copies of <i style="">Summer Games </i>onto the first-gen, 4GB iPhone.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">Very popular, <i style="">Summer Games</i> would be ported forward until finally it arrived on the Sega Master system at the start of the 8-bit era.<span style=""> </span>Epyx, would also find success spinning-off the franchise with <i style="">Winter Games</i>, <i style="">World Games</i> (Caber Toss!<span style=""> </span>YES!) as well as <i style="">California Games</i>, which made an appearance on the Nintendo Wii’s Virtual Console in <st1:place st="on">Europe</st1:place> this past April.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">Sadly, Epyx folded slowly in the late eighties and early nineties, until finally selling the bulk of it’s assets to Atari, including their work on an early handheld system, one that would become the Atari Lynx.<span style=""> </span>Epyx is gyne, but not forgytton…x.</p>Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-77113050163307995402008-08-21T19:57:00.001-05:002008-08-21T20:01:19.696-05:00Dix Manières: AsterixPlus de ma marque unique d'amusement est maintenant finie disponible chez Newsarama, <a href="http://blog.newsarama.com/2008/08/20/seth-robisons-pop-culture-olympics-asterix/">le vérifie dehors</a> !Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-83389670084613908742008-08-20T16:16:00.001-05:002008-08-20T16:19:52.673-05:00Ten Ways: GoldfingerHead back over to Newsarama for the next installment of the <a href="http://blog.newsarama.com/2008/08/18/seth-robisons-pop-culture-olympics-goldfinger/">Pop Culture Olympics!</a><br /><br />Fun!!!Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-87805772860651265802008-08-18T16:52:00.001-05:002008-08-18T17:00:42.399-05:00Trampoline, Explaned!<p class="MsoNormal">Want to be an Olympian?<span style=""> </span>Sure you do, but what’s that you say?<span style=""> </span>You don’t qualify under either faster, higher or stronger?<span style=""> </span>Cut from the JV Basketball team on the first day?<span style=""> </span>Not patrician enough to afford sailing or riding lessons? Well, what about your classic backyard sports?<span style=""> </span>Sure, Lawn Darts have been outlawed by people sensitive to skull puncture, and offering to demonstrate your skill at “<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole_%28game%29">Corn Hole</a>” keeps getting you arrested.<span style=""> </span>But what about the trampoline?<span style=""> </span>You remember that thing don’t you, it’s the bouncy toy that’s kept generations of orthopedics in business for years! That’s right, the trampoline is not just a good way to pretend to exercise, its an Olympic sport!<span style=""> </span><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>The trampoline dates back to the old world practice of ‘blanketing,’ in which an angry mob would administer a humiliating punishment upon transgressors by flinging them into the air several times, before finally just letting them crash into the ground and become injured for their amusement, notably this is also how NASCAR got it’s start.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>Science took most of the human effort out of the equation when George Nissen and Larry Griswold created the first ‘modern’ trampoline in 1934 after observing the net used by trapeze artists, and named their invention after the Spanish word for diving board, <i style="">trampolin</i>.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>After stints in the Air Force and NASA, the trampoline was employed for sport and was contested for the first time in an Olympics at the 2000 Sydney Games, although international trampoline competitions were held as early as 1964.<span style=""> </span>A relatively simple sport (with just the trampoline, copious padding and Dramamine for the audience needed) trampolining is judged using the same, clearly defined rules that make subjective grading so popular.<span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>For each competitor’s routine, five judges grade how well each move (drawn from both traditional gymnastics and other gravitationally hampered sports like diving) is executed, and each keeps a running total of penalizing deductions, which is then subtracted from 10, and then the highest and lowest result from the five totals is omitted.<span style=""> </span>These three numbers are then added to the difficulty score that the competitor accumulates with each move (each move having been pre-scored on its individual difficulty, and placed on a handy chart).<span style=""> </span>This results in a final score that is used to rank the competitors.<span style=""> </span>In case of a tie, both competitors must engage in a round of Kosho to the death.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NTqAfJYWe58&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NTqAfJYWe58&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>With this info, you’ll be performing <i style="">Barani Ball Outs</i> in no time, good luck, and enjoy!</p>Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-75218363963260561512008-08-16T08:15:00.001-05:002008-08-16T08:16:58.119-05:00Ten Ways #3: AkiraTen Ways #3 is live on Newsarama, <a href="http://blog.newsarama.com/2008/08/15/seth-robisons-pop-culture-olympics-akira/">take a look</a>!Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-33355063919105311392008-08-15T15:54:00.003-05:002008-08-15T16:10:48.989-05:00Phelps Plus TenNBC’s coverage of the games is an easy target for complaints, but really it’s just the prime-time program that’s making the entire Olympics look like a 3 person show (although that includes the Beach Vollyball duo of May-Treanor and Walsh, so as the man says 2 out of 3 ain’t bad).<span style=""> </span>Even then you have to realize that they are trying to appeal to a mass audience, and nothing is more popular than a winner, and there is no winner in the games like Michael Phelps. <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p><span style=""> </span>In his defense I don’t think he even knows the level of coverage he’s getting in the states, not only is every swim and swimmer compared to him, but it’s starting to cross over to other sports, like this interview with Yang Xiuli of China, shown here after receiving her second career Gold Medal in Judo’s 78kg class.</p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjifw0paU1wwTq5_Yl7V73-PWFjaUS72EllkYAr7cfxxHQo1i2uUVzDuPR2PBfgjUfNJVWRSRWNFKM3mCDmxzS6Lw47CJjIpLYaqzzsUby2quiWVZfXMxV_8RW5KtZJb0pNUR-AqprVkXU/s1600-h/BrusedJudo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjifw0paU1wwTq5_Yl7V73-PWFjaUS72EllkYAr7cfxxHQo1i2uUVzDuPR2PBfgjUfNJVWRSRWNFKM3mCDmxzS6Lw47CJjIpLYaqzzsUby2quiWVZfXMxV_8RW5KtZJb0pNUR-AqprVkXU/s320/BrusedJudo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234851427100815826" border="0" /></a> <p class="MsoNormal"></p><blockquote>[Phelps?<span style=""> </span>I just spent two days trying to avoid being thrown to the mat with considerable force and speed just to win just this one gold and took a beating doing it, and he can win eight just by swimming, then swimming a bit further, and then swimming in a different way?<span style=""> </span>How do you think I feel?]*</blockquote><p></p> <p style="text-align: right;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:78%;"><o:p> </o:p>*(Roughly translated from Chinese)</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>I don’t mean to be tough on the guy that Bob Costas calls “Superman,” even though the title of Aquaman is <i style="">right there</i> and fits <i style="">so much</i> better.<span style=""> </span>(C’mon Bob, show a little Geek cred and throw that one out, I know you can, I can tell you’re Nerdcore just by looking at you.) However, I will say this to young Michael, if you hit that magic number of eight golds and come home to parades and a lifetime supply of Wheaties, just remember you are only ten years away from starring in an ad opposite a guy dressed as a giant marsupial.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YF2ueOSmiio&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YF2ueOSmiio&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></p>Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-57431241281414496772008-08-14T16:18:00.004-05:002008-08-15T15:52:47.743-05:00Off the Podium and over to Newsarama!Hey there sports fans! Now you can read more of my own brand of nonsense at <a href="http://blog.newsarama.com/">Newsarama's Blog@</a> under the banner of "Seth Robison's Pop Culture Olympics!"<br /><br /><a href="http://blog.newsarama.com/2008/08/14/seth-robisons-pop-culture-olympics/">Here's the first one! </a><br /><br />Glee!!!!Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-91251853104298133592008-08-13T16:49:00.003-05:002008-08-13T16:56:52.151-05:00Judo Scoring, Explained!Now, if you’re like me, you’ve been watching Judo online while you should have been spending time with your family or sleeping…or working.<span style=""> </span>Firstly, I’m sorry you’re like me, but secondly you’ve probably been baffled by how Olympic Judo is scored.<span style=""> </span>You’ve no doubt seen more then one match where the score went quickly to something like 101 to zero, and then an instant later then losing fighter is declared the winner after a single move.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv6AbNOaFEQ-BvYh2ayAHdFm2O2ftno9SJl0oWsiiGGxTh-z0ET7KAgSeVVkTo4td-tJaB8chZ9mvXg8qfT3bwogfKTDGLkF6K61KXHZaMr51QZkLN97mSfAMFQqnvgzkDziGG1eOy7fs/s1600-h/JudoX2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv6AbNOaFEQ-BvYh2ayAHdFm2O2ftno9SJl0oWsiiGGxTh-z0ET7KAgSeVVkTo4td-tJaB8chZ9mvXg8qfT3bwogfKTDGLkF6K61KXHZaMr51QZkLN97mSfAMFQqnvgzkDziGG1eOy7fs/s320/JudoX2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234123340890766258" border="0" /></a> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >(Fighters struggle to reach the score multiplier before it fades)<br /><br /></span></div><p class="MsoNormal">Therefore, I scoured the web looking for an explanation and found the answer to be a lot more interesting than I first thought.<span style=""> </span>(H/T to <a href="http://www.judoinfo.com/rules1.htm">http://www.judoinfo.com/rules1.htm</a>)</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">The goal of competitive Judo is to score a single point, called an <i style="">Ippon</i> (this is opposed to actual Judo where the goal is to finish off the masses of redshirts in front of you and still have enough energy left to take on the hidden island’s boss, the old man with the razor claw and the wheezing laugh who’s holding the world for ransom).</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">The first competitor to score this one point by either maintaining a pin for 25 seconds, choking out or submitting an opponent, or ideally: throwing the opponent to the mat with “considerable force and speed” (you gotta love a sport with that phrase in its official rulebook) will win instantly.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Lacking that, one can win by scoring two half-points (math is power) called <i style="">Waza-ari</i>, by achieving a not-so-forceful throw, or a 20-second pin.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Points are also scored for ‘partially successful’ throws and 15-20 second pins, known as <i style="">Yuko</i>, and non-back landing throw results and brief pins, called <i style="">Koka</i>.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Scoreboards represent these by separating them into three digit numbers.<span style=""> </span>Therefore, a contestant with one <i style="">Waza-ari, </i>one<i style=""> Yuko </i>and no<i style=""> Kokas </i>would<i style=""> </i>have a score of 110.<span style=""> </span>While an opponent with zero<i style=""> Waza-aris </i>three<i style=""> Yukos </i>and two<i style=""> Kokas </i>would have a 32<i style="">. </i><span style=""> </span>If this match timed out, the first competitor would win, even though he or she had less scoring moves.<i style=""> </i>(<i>Ippons</i> are not recorded since scoring one would end the match)</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Recently abandoned scoring rules include the awarding 5/8<sup>th</sup> of a point for throwing your opponent through a wall.<span style=""> </span>Also removed: knives, lengths of lead pipe, and hunks of energy-restoring, bone-in pork roasts.<span style=""> </span>Finishing moves are still allowed if enough <i>Chi</i> has been accumulated. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Hajime and enjoy!</p>Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9034510784900248256.post-69307642397444933182008-08-12T17:26:00.001-05:002008-08-13T16:49:46.358-05:00Today the Floor Exercise Mat, Tomorrow the World!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6FvrXDbU8l4Jz15byKEaMR9pKrOdhywPMwBB-R0kBJzGSUq5yhlu5twcHhgU9wjuaGODOhX9zMAr_T8fy_TsVSw2BpvYtftPSJx6b7eHNChX58toRFtk5ugieVWzxnb6qpCHHK2CZAb8/s1600-h/Starro.jpg"> </a> <p class="MsoNormal">Everyone has wondered about the problems plaguing the US Gymnastics team.<span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Closer inspection has revealed that it may be the influence of a certain evil, mind-controlling starfish from outer space.</p> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6FvrXDbU8l4Jz15byKEaMR9pKrOdhywPMwBB-R0kBJzGSUq5yhlu5twcHhgU9wjuaGODOhX9zMAr_T8fy_TsVSw2BpvYtftPSJx6b7eHNChX58toRFtk5ugieVWzxnb6qpCHHK2CZAb8/s1600-h/Starro.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6FvrXDbU8l4Jz15byKEaMR9pKrOdhywPMwBB-R0kBJzGSUq5yhlu5twcHhgU9wjuaGODOhX9zMAr_T8fy_TsVSw2BpvYtftPSJx6b7eHNChX58toRFtk5ugieVWzxnb6qpCHHK2CZAb8/s320/Starro.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233758126685845442" border="0" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal">That’s right, it’s Starro The Conqueror.</p> Quick, someone replace all the chalk with Calcium Oxide! What? It'll burn their skin off? Okay, I'll think of something else, just keep them busy while I go find Michael Phelps, I mean, Aquaman...<br /><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p>Seth 4:10http://www.blogger.com/profile/02628599050956347356noreply@blogger.com0