Everyone has wondered about the problems plaguing the US Gymnastics team.
Closer inspection has revealed that it may be the influence of a certain evil, mind-controlling starfish from outer space.
That’s right, it’s Starro The Conqueror.
Quick, someone replace all the chalk with Calcium Oxide! What? It'll burn their skin off? Okay, I'll think of something else, just keep them busy while I go find Michael Phelps, I mean, Aquaman...
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